Our tanks are a slightly slim fit. If you prefer a roomier / baggier fit, or if you're in between sizes, we recommend sizing up. It stretches, so you can't go wrong either way.
The model in our product pictures is 6'1", 170 pounds, and wearing a Medium.
Still confused? Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or text us at 646-893-8642 for sizing help.
|S||34 — 37 inches|
|M||38 — 41 inches|
|L||42 — 45 inches|
|XL||46 — 49 inches|
|2XL||50 — 53 inches|
|3XL||54 — 57 inches|
|4XL||58 — 61 inches|
Sleeveless is the gentlemen's way of going topless. Let it (almost) all out and dance the day away.
Stay cool even at the hottest festivals (Bonnaroo...?) — our tech tank is made with Cool Tech fabric, a stretchy performance fabric that disperses heat and wicks away sweat to keep you cool and dry. It's also silky soft and breathable, to remind you of an angel's touch in any kind of set and setting.
— tiny poem by Alan Keegan
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Returns / exchanges?
Free returns / exchanges, always. But don't abuse our policy, please! We're small, family-owned and operated.
Have you done this before?
Yes! We raised $40k in a Kickstarter in 2016 and successfully delivered 1,000 pairs of shorts to 600 happy customers.
What else do you guys do?
We donate 10% of our net proceeds to a new charity every month, and started a free festival ticket program for the needy because fam is fam. Info here!
What goes into the price of the garment?
Quality and sustainability. This isn't your average festival clothing — we use the highest quality performance fabric to keep you comfortable during magical moments. This way, you won't just wear this once and forget it. It'll be your favorite shirt for festivals, the gym, traveling etc. Reduce, re-use, recycle!
Your item is made-to-order, special just for you, within 5-7 business days after you order — we do this to keep production eco-friendly, keep our clothing high-quality, and to carry sizes for people of all shapes. Then we’ll ship via USPS for a speedy delivery. We'll email you tracking info once it ships.
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